Transpose up
(VER)
G
Sleep ’til 12 PM
I hit the snooze on my a
A
larm
let’s
Am
do it again
Roll out of bed around 1:
G
30
check who I am
‘Cause honestly, I don’t re
Am
member
My sanity got stuck in December
Bm
And my
Em
boyfriend doesn’t exist
I’m in my hoodie
and some
Dm
sweatpants watchin’ Netflix
Call it romance with a
C
little bit of a twist
Not gonna lie, don’t want a gu
G
y
As
G
for the time
I’d like a
C
box of breadsticks, eh
G
(CHO)
It’s gonna
G
be
alright
Am
Welcome to actual rea
Em
l
life
It’s gonna be al
C
right
Da-da-da-da
(VER)
G
Scrolling through my phone all day
Looking at all these perfect
Am
people
“You’re gorgeous, stop”
“Oh my god, bae”
And I
G
wonder what would they say
If I did nothin’ to im
Am
press
them
Would they still be obsessed then?
And my
Em
schedule fell through the cracks
Sometimes I get my shit to
Dm
gether
Then others, I take three or four naps
Bm
There’s no
C
system
maybe I should get a cool tat
Havin’
G
dumb
conversations
with the
C
evil house cat
(CHO)
Eh, eh,
G
eh,
eh
It’s gonna be alright
Am
Welcome to actual rea
Em
l
life
It’s gonna be al
C
right
(BRI)
I don’t
Am
think that you would think
That I could
Bm
really be a pop star
But
C
when I’m in my room
I’m really feelin’ like a rock star
Am
Everybody does it
Sarah
B7
Sue still says she wasn’t
Probably
C
busy lookin’ pretty
For her s
Am
pecial long-lost cousin
But what you gonna do
When you’re a
B
round like 82
And you’re not
C
lookin’ at the past
Like, “Damn, this life goes really fast”
And all
Am
that you can remember’s
You were
B
tryin’ to be better
All these
C
temporary
pleasures
No real memories to treasure
(CHO)
Eh, eh,
G
eh,
eh
It’s gonna be al
Am
right
Welcome to actual rea
Em
l
life
It’s gonna be al
G
right
It’s gonna
Em
be
al
Am
right
Welcome to
Am
actual
rea
Em
l
life
It’s gonna be al
C
right
Da-da-da-da
